Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

could go to the store after work.
this broadcast is for my Shitter followers only.
but nobody cares!
Whale, that's OK, because now there's a device
then I want to make sure I come clean about the bad ones
Next please! [bell rings]
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
and talking on speakerphone.
all those phone calls can take a lot of manpower.
but I saw the puppet show version up at Casa Bonita.
See, I didn’t read it either,
Sit there and wait, and no cell phones or other things
What the hell is going on here?
before that bitch walks in
I know not what to believe,
Pretty simple. Everyone has a file.
Yeah, but I was like,
Um, and I-well, I cut the picture out of the magazine
See, I didn't read it either,
Well, that's OK, because now there's a device
and see if you like to know the truth.
No. What Alec Baldwin commercial?
but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.
and phone calls, um, how do I know which people to start with?
Yeah, I know, dude. I'm telling you,
See, I didn't read it either,
They see everything.
[ominous music]
and I thought everyone would be super pissed off
Yes, I'm here to apply for the NSA job.
Well, that's OK, because now there's a device
Just between you and me, I think everyone's too stupid
[all cheering]
I don't think so.
You haven't seen the Alec Baldwin commercial?
We can't let our enemies get their hands on this.
I just want to say, well-
Hey, hang on a second, Lawrence.
holding the cell phone out like this
and this little person was singing a song.
in here, Craig.
I've infiltrated the NSA and gained their trust.
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
I'm at a really great musical right now.
We've got a new member today!
I never thought of it that way.
Yeah, I didn't read it either,
Hi, everybody, and welcome to my new show on MSNBC,
Yeah, I know, dude. I’m telling you,
Yeah, no, dude, I'm telling you,
Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in.
and then I'm gonna put all their secrets up on Twitter.
The government watches everything we do?
What have you got?
I was-I was watching MTV,
In 1992, I had sex with the queen of Monaco.
Do you pledge allegiance to the flag?
and maybe get those things off my record, off the cloud,