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What have you got, Patricia?
Welcome to the NSA main office.
-What the hell are you doing? -Kyle, if you wouldn't mind,
I don't think so.
and that land won't be home so long as folks out there
at Mike Douglas' house, and I fucked Kim Basinger.
at this amazing deli run by two faggots in Chelsea.
I don't think so.
Dude, my Twitter account might already be compromised.
Yeah, it's that kid Kyle again.
People who have a status of threat, possible threat,
See, I didn't read it either,
My thoughts are sent directly to the Internet
I can’t even get a minute of peace
Cause we all live forever in the cloud
Yeah, I didn't read it either,
and we don't have any privacy anymore.
How many hours were you guys playing?
# Humble folks without temptation #
My colleague and I, we want to share our experience at DMV.
And please watch over Mommy and Daddy
He just put on his Twitter account that he hates America
still wants to hear everything I have to say.
and see if he'll bring petition forms.
it was my thumbs,
Your government doesn't listen in on you to punish you.
No, dude, I'm gonna sneak into their headquarters
people who think their government
and seeing if you've accepted the government into your heart.
but what price is safety, Kyle?
There's a lot of people working here at the NSA,
to see what this is all leading to.
Hopefully the NSA has no idea of my secret intentions.
I don't think so.
Hello, Craig!
He liked the fitness center, so he tweeted his friends
I think we need to change his status to ripped and sweet.
The mom said yes but called her husband first
I do! I love my country!
and on to all your Shitter followers.
and the home of the brave,
there's one thing I can guarantee.
You should have taken me down when you had the chance.
I just want hot tea and codeine, no lemon!
I am so sick of that stupid bitch!
I was, um, sure that the appointment was today.