Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sir, you might want to check this out.

We have to do something about this!

See, I was like you once, afraid, unsure,

Don't you see there's no other way?

I don't think so.

and a little girl loses her life.

but keep quiet 'cause it's top secret.

I don’t think so.

I'm telling you guys,

I don’t think so.

and your government wants you to be happy.

I said I got your tweet of the address.

And I-I was at Barnes & Nobles with my mom.

Wait, shh, I've gotta be careful.

Maybe they didn't see me. No, no, they saw me.

Nobody cares that the government is listening in on everything.

Hey, Phillip, pull my finger. [doorbell rings]

Well, there's a lot of interesting stuff

Well, that's OK, because now there's a device

at what I exposed about the government,

but then I realize, all these things,

before that bitch walks in,

checks up on its citizens.

How about I make you some hot tea with lemon and codeine?

before that bitch walks in,

I am Eric Cartman!

We have to do something about this!

but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.

doing stuff I shouldn't do like showing people pictures

That just going to the DMV

disguised as an employee, and I'm gonna-

is keeping tabs on me?

All right, keep an eye on all three of 'em.

For everything bad I've ever done?

Nah, don't do that.

and it seems there's never enough detectives

where people come to get things off their chest-

Well, don't you know that the government is watching you?

It's never too late.

it wasn't me that was homophobic,

and they needed to be gotten rid of.

I don't think so.

It's called Shitter.

I'm about ready to go to the NSA undercover,

We need to organize a rally!

I don’t think so.

- What the hell are you doing? - Kyle, if you wouldn't mind,

[doorbell rings]

Why do people talk on their phone like that?

They're the meanest people on planet Earth.