Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just let the government into your heart.

No. No, leave them alone.

doesn't have the right to go around

I no longer had anything to hide.

I pledge allegiance... all: To the flag...

All right, what's up, everybody, what's up?

Yeah, just so you know,

This is the DMV. There will be no joy here.

Did you guys read "1984"?

Haven't you squares heard of the Constitution?

the directions to the rally site.

This is how we know who's a threat and who's not,

Would you like to read some DMV literature?

All right, keep an eye on him. Let me know if anything changes.

MAVTV! 3 months old!

and as you're sitting there on the toilet

I don’t think so.

Don't let your social media

What is that voice?

good people, people who just want to keep America safe.

Because we all live forever in the cloud

but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.

I'll put a stop to this.

Are you outside or something?

I am extremely qualified, sir, and very eager to work.

going up on the Internet.

No, now you just sound like everybody else!

I went to Amazon to see if they had Grand Theft Auto V,

Any files on Eric Cartman?

slow down your need to communicate with the world.

Eric Cartman, do you love your country?

I fucked Jack Lemmon's makeup girl in a Porta Potty. Whoops.

- Who is that? Is that Toby? - Yeah.

If the government, sir-

- Sergeant. - What have you got, Lawson?

-That'd be cool. -That'd be what?

Wires are grafted harmlessly into your skull

and we believe, sir, that many people

I'm gonna get a job at the NSA,

than at the DMV with all you wonderful people.

Nobody wants to hear your goddamned conversations,

Wires are grafted harmlessly into your skull

But, I know that everyone in America

that are homophobic.

He said the government watching us.

Toby, you there, bro? Yeah, I'm here, bro.

and I sang My Country 'Tis of Thee 100 times,

but I know that everyone in America

Right this way, Bill.