Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The central computer is wrong. You need to change his status.

Pov: اوفر الراحة التامة

for making me feel so safe and looked after.

that they're worth something in this world.

I’m telling you guys,

It's called Shitter.

It's incredible!

and my friends, Stan and Kyle, Craig and Token,

and any thought you have is uploaded to the Internet,

You need that new thing where you don't need to type.

If you think you got the stomach for this,

I pledge that fucking allegiance!

We have to do something about this.

# Living in America, eye to eye #

The fuck are you talking about, Butters?

How long they been watching us?

Hey, I'm just trying to renew my license.

at #keepthegovernment outofmybusiness.com.

I don't think so.

And if it wouldn't be too much trouble,

-That'd be cool. -That'd be what?

- Huh? - Uh, that is, uh-

but central computer designated his status

where people feel safe.

went into the soul and touch our heart.

always watching.

Really? How big is my file?

and any thought you have is uploaded to the Internet

-That'd be cool. -I know, right?

then everyone would do it, then our enemies would do it.

I'm telling you guys,

Well, that's okay, because now there's a device

with the star-spangled Montezuma's revenge,

but they are expecting me.

Yeah, we've heard of that.

What's a Jehovah's Witness?

Okay, well, put Toby back on the phone.

This is all being broadcast live on my Twitter zeppelin

[knock at door]

Your government just wants you

Hello. I'm Alec Baldwin, and I love social media.

I think her name was Pink.

Don't you see what we could become?

I'm about ready to go to the NSA undercover

[bell dings] Next!

Just so you know, we might have an NSA agent

[sniffles] That's pretty cool.

You can follow me on my Shitter account

# People spouting, "Howdy neighbor" #

The DMV was shut down today

I-I feel really good!