Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've just received word that the U.S. Postal Service

- That'd be cool. - That'd be what?

but I'm close, very close.

I don't see you on the list, Mr. Clinton.

This is your cell. And don't come out ever!!! (hans slam the cell door)

Time to go find a pussy sandwich.

keep a file on us.

I'm telling you guys,

It's too late for me, Butters.

Yeah, because the government won't respect my privacy.

I don't think so.

on my nasty Facebook,

and on to all your Shitter followers.

It now appears that the only people who can be trusted

but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.

Dude, I really can't hear you, Lawrence.

has been shut down due to rampant allegations

Ashley Bartoszek Ashley Bartoszek

Well, well, the NSA. I should've known.

We need to organize a rally.

Stop listening to my conversation, Kyle!

Uh, trust me, he's not fat and unimportant.

Just between you and me, I think everyone is too stupid

Yeah, no, dude, I'm telling you,

because we all live forever in the cloud.

I'm totally interested in the Blu-ray for Star Trek

in Chelsea a run for their money.

that can actually take the thoughts in your head

There's 300 million people out there.

Yeah, no, dude, I’m telling you,

and wants to blow up the Lincoln memorial.

How do you think we're able to keep track

You can follow me on my Shitter account

send the nasty text, put up nasty pictures

Uh-huh. Did you follow all that, Craig?

I'll be able to broadcast everything

Did you guys read "1984"?

Some little faggot in my head.

It's a nice change to see people happy at the DMV.

There is no doubt the government is tracking me.

I already said The Pledge of Allegiance 50 times,

and we don't have any privacy anymore!

how we know who's sleeping and who's awake.

Blabbin' pussy little skank!

I'd really like to get a puppy for Christmas this year.

-What Ms. Ashley's class are you doing? -Kyle, if you wouldn't mind,

[typing, computer beeps]

God, I love baseball.