Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jarvis, what have we got on an Eric Cartman?

You're not that important!

Look, I am telling you that you are making a huge mistake.

I don’t think so.

then we could definitely use your help, young man.

It didn't work, Mom.

I know he can be a meanie sometimes,

That is, until a plane flies into a couple towers

Go direct from thought to Internet with Shitter.

Time to go find a pussy sandwich.

that you crap stars and stripes for a week,

and then to everyone else on Shitter.

Hang on, I'm gonna make a video blog

-That'd be cool. -I know, right?

to keep track of everyone.

Did you guys read "1984"?

[mechanical whirring]

right here at our school.

if you just let the government into your heart.

I'm at a really great musical right now.

Pov: اوفر الراحة التامة

Eric Cartman is the NSA's worst nightmare.

All right, and your name?

What are you, the NSA?

Why, the DMV can be a place

You're okay with everything you think

to keep track of everyone in the country,

And then DMVs everywhere can become a place

Not according to the central computer.

-It'd be cool. -I know, right?

Can't do anything? You're the NSA.

What's up, everybody?

but I saw the puppet show version up at Casa Bonita.

This is war, bro.

Wow, that's cool. She's cute. Wink emoji.

that can actually take the thoughts in your head

poking their noses in the emails of its citizens.

to stay out of our private lives!

I don't think so.

Wires are grafted harmlessly into your skull,

to see what this is all leading to.

Just between you and me, I think everyone is too stupid

How do we have a choice?

Your government is watching you,