Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't cry, baby! Wipe your tears!
And that's when I masturbated to Game of Thrones.
Well, that's okay, because now there's a device
[chorus singing]
My dad said the government keeps a database on everyone.
Me and Toby are ditching school!
IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU why
Yeah, I didn't read it either,
What's the NSA?
I'm sure the government has a file on me a mile long.
Eric, honey, what's the matter?
filled me with a joy I had felt nowhere else.
But you know what I've learned?
or person of interest are the ones
but they're keeping us safe.
I don’t think so.
but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home,
I don’t think so.
and I know it was especially wrong
[electronic beeping and buzzing]
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
and on Alec Baldwin's new television show via Shitter.
What, they already have something better than Twitter?
I seriously feel like I'm being spied on right now.
You're not that important!
you little bitch.
Get their hands on what?
and doing everything you do.
Oh, you can walk there.
See, I didn't read it either,
There's a very important threat to national security.
still wants to hear everything I have to say.
I'm about to sit down and eat a sandwich
but the government is actually able to monitor
of every single person in the country?
Your little cartoon has a girl on fire.
to be honest about your mistakes.
slow down your need to communicate with the world.
and send them directly to the Internet.
that can actually take the thoughts in your head
Hey, so, um, as I'm going through people's emails
You see, Craig, once I came clean with the government,
and send them directly to the Internet.
they live forever because the government
Now let's all pledge allegiance.
All right, what's up, everybody, what's up?
if they gonna put the file in the cloud,
I don't think so.
Uh, people keep showing up
No, you don't have to fly to Russia, hon.