Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

will bring judgment against all and perish,

Blabbin' pussy little skank!

# Smoke, track, fat back, many miles of rail road track #

I don't think that way. I just type that way.

You’re not that important!

I can't even get a minute of peace

you've been tweeting.

Kyle, this is a private conversation.

well, thanks for watching over me

Lawrence, remember I was telling you how the government

I don't think so.

Ah, yes, so this is where the government

we need you to keep playing defense."

Hey, man, I was just blowing smoke.

I yelled at a midget.

the bigger their file becomes.

Could you read this part out loud?

Did you guys read 1984?

to be efficient and proficious."

Are these people nice?

- I can be forgiven? - Yes!

- What's Shitter? - Don't know if you've heard,

Oh, my goodness.

Don't you see what this could lead to?

Oh, you shouldn't be handing out drawings like this, ma'am.

listens to everyone's phone calls and reads all our emails?

People who take their cats on planes should be shot.

But, sometimes, I accidentally tweet things

I don't think so.

How much longer I got to wait?

[clears throat]

I know that the NSA is torturing Santa, sweetie,

Nah, don't do that.

Yeah, what's that?

Why not 1,000 Living in Americas?

- It'd be cool! - I know, right?

You got to start Googling everyone

interpret the Bible wrong.

Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in.

And now that everyone knows what you're doing to Santa,

With the DMV shut down, Americans have been asked

but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.

And thank you, President Obama,

Just between you and me, I think everyone is too stupid

that are homophobic.

God, I love baseball.

"Hey, get off the TV, you effing midget!"

I'm at a Yankees game right now.