Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the government thinks they can do whatever they want,
Oh, hell no, you did not just invade my privacy again.
But sometimes, I accidentally tweet things
I have no idea why! How can I atone for it?
Then he called a fitness center to set up a membership.
Gonna tweet you all the details,
Have you read any DMV literature?
When was the last time you went to your local DMV?
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
I am so sick of that stupid bitch.
- Argh! - You were playing football?
Will do.
She called her friend and asked if she
We have to do something about this!
32-year-old pizza delivery man.
Yes, sir, we believe the- the truth.
wanted to go see the Percy Jackson movie.
You totally started crying and quit the game!
People who take their cats on planes should be shot.
I borrowed my brother's dick once to fuck Daryl Hannah.
Nobody cares that Santa Claus
Dude, they have gone too far this time!
I don’t think so.
It's called Shitter.
I have no idea.
So all that live forever up in what they call the cloud.
They say it's to keep us safe,
then I'm gonna need something better than Twitter.
She can make a pussy sandwich that will give those faggots
and even ol' Eric Cartman.
# Friendly faces everywhere #
-It'd be cool. -I know, right?
Now everyone knows the truth,
How would you like to know the truth?
Just finished my Shitter commercial.
"I can't, you guys. I twisted my ankle."
Uh, no.
[gasps] Oh, yeah.
and telling us what they did wrong.
We have to do something about this!
All his blogs and emails have been watched
There's even some quotes from President Obama.
Wow, those people over there seem like they're having fun.
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
They saw me, and they're gonna be so angry.
It's not gonna be okay because now I'm a whistleblower
# Hand to hand, across the nation #
Elon Musk's New Brain Implant Shitter
-That’d be cool. -I know, right?
Well, we believe that he means the government loves you,
while no one was looking.
[laughter on TV]
But this is very top security stuff,
-That'd be cool. -That'd be what?
Is that Toby?