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- So, it's like a white thing? - Well, put it like this,
Or they're just trying to hitch a ride on your popularity.
Those aren't my friends,
asparagus spears and...
- They're lookin' at Natalie Portman. - Who's like 40.
The shit I go through to make that kid happy.
- Abraham Lincoln? - When he was a congressman,
If she won't talk to her real mother. She she is not gonna talk to you
Michael, I'm sorry, I'm dealing with a real shitstorm, here.
- Shit. - Yeah.
setting the example.
All right, all right.
offering support to the birthday girl.
She used to run around the house saying it all the time.
- what does that make you then? - The next Costner.
I might be on the ground floor of a sensation, here.
Fuckin' up vampires in old Baltimore.
I'll go talk to her.
He is a good waiter, he's is a fantastic actor.
I didn't know, that you loved this loser
what true professionalism looks like.
They probably want ho's, I'll take care of it.
Fuck this.
I love that.
I fucking walked into a wall on the way to the batroom.
Hi, I can give that to her for you.
I have a prestigious blog, sir.
we have sirloin sliders.
I know how to deal with these issues. I was very popular.
- Did you say "franchise?" - Yeah, business term.
No, no you gotta check your demographics, man.
so Tristan, probably the top guy at school,
Now FYI we took over for valhalla catering.
it's a fairy-tale fantasyland,
History of the south, man.
What about "Soup R' Oppression"
Well fuck him!
In like the comic version with the vampires?
- you wanna do it? - I don't...
because today this boat isn't just a boat,