Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So what happened with Leonard?

Edgar Allen Poe, total alcoholic fights vampires.

And look who's here with a question for you?

it's so confusing.

The universe is crazy am I right?

No Nigger Soup!

Michael's playing Edgar Allen Poe

People don't appreciate the responsibility you have,

I'll come pick you up or...

Who's maybe number five in the class hottie's list.

That freaks me out.

Nah, dude, I'm done, that's it. It says it in my contract, I'm out.

Oh yes, you are the biggest fuckin' pussy!

How would you like to be young Lincoln in an Edgar Allen Poe film?

Henry come on, you, me, here, what?

- eating that shit. - I think Matt Damon.

He listens to me.

Tell that motherfucker I'm gonna rip his dick off

So do you normally do the casting decision and stuff?

those commercials with the "are we having fun yet?"

- Sometimes they give you a part. - Come on!

I used to go clubbing all the time, before I married that thing.

And everyone's just in the ballroom.

it didn't get that far, I think he's fuckin' gay.

I don't know, don't you wanna like

Howard, this is where you're messin' up at

You fuckin' walk out on me now, I will kill your entire family

Kinda what I was gonna guess.

I feel like Lou Ferrigno in this motherfucker.

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me now it's fuckin' waiters?

It’s like a Fairytale!