Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right listen man, can you come in to read? You mind...

I'm Constance, from Party Down catering.

- Not for a fact. - Is this Taylor's party?

so now I get to put this fuckin' guy in a movie.

- How do you deal? - Booze, facebook, shopping.

Tell her to hold out for Tristan.

Can I talk to you outside?

You know what a great story this is gonna make?

Do we seriously have to wear this shit?

And take a giant shit down the bazooka hole!

So can I please just talk to her alone for a minutes, please?

- That's true, I know I'm not. - Hold on, that's interesting to me,

I hope the jackets fit. We had valhalla catering,

All you need is one great role and boom you're back!

I think this went much better than it would've went with Valhalla catering.

I'm here to see if you wanted something.

I was at a kids party on a boat...

- Jesus fuckin' Christ. You got kids? - Haven't met that special lady, yet.

Howard, wait. Hold on for a second Howard.

but he wasn't't half as cute as you are.

I actually read for him once and think that was enough.

Like we not kids, can we get some food, real food? Please?

I know, I was popular for like,

you gotta spell it out to 'em. If this is a franchise

He's not gonna give me a part.

There are two hundred of the coolest people on a luxury boat,

Hannah Montana fuckin' ass.

Maybe this isn't like the best time to like do this.

imagine your grandma goin' into a place to buy soup

- What is a stateroom? - It's what they call a room on a boat.

You're a girl, right?

minimum wage life-style so much that you didn't want to part with it.

- Casey? - Yes.