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so now I get to put this fuckin' guy in a movie.
- What is a stateroom? - It's what they call a room on a boat.
Can I talk to you outside?
but he wasn't't half as cute as you are.
Do we seriously have to wear this shit?
I hope the jackets fit. We had valhalla catering,
He's not gonna give me a part.
Tell her to hold out for Tristan.
Hannah Montana fuckin' ass.
but...
There are two hundred of the coolest people on a luxury boat,
Okay.
All you need is one great role and boom you're back!
Maybe this isn't like the best time to like do this.
You know what a great story this is gonna make?
- That's true, I know I'm not. - Hold on, that's interesting to me,
All right listen man, can you come in to read? You mind...
I'm here to see if you wanted something.
you gotta spell it out to 'em. If this is a franchise
- Casey? - Yes.
minimum wage life-style so much that you didn't want to part with it.
So can I please just talk to her alone for a minutes, please?
I know, I was popular for like,
I was at a kids party on a boat...
Is that right?
- Jesus fuckin' Christ. You got kids? - Haven't met that special lady, yet.
I actually read for him once and think that was enough.
- Not for a fact. - Is this Taylor's party?
I think this went much better than it would've went with Valhalla catering.
And take a giant shit down the bazooka hole!
I'm Constance, from Party Down catering.
imagine your grandma goin' into a place to buy soup
Like we not kids, can we get some food, real food? Please?
So...
- How do you deal? - Booze, facebook, shopping.
Howard, wait. Hold on for a second Howard.
You're a girl, right?