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Come on, they're not gonna....
Ping!
I wanna be a stay-at-home dad.
- What the hell was that? - Tom, who were those ladies?
Ellie time.
I can hire somebody half your age for half the salary.
- What's that? - Huh?
I thought I would come by when you were gone,
Andy, how many interviews have you been on?
I wonder who will triumph.
Of course, this means you would have to go back to work.
Let's begin your interview.
Thank you for doing this.
Did Ellie say something? Does she hate having me at home?
...awesome man."
I lied. I really am in the fort.
Jules, I can't handle another interview.
while my experience pays off more in the long run.
Yeah.
A doctor doesn't date fellow doctors.
and they're gonna crush my bones!
Just doctors from the hospital.
Look at me.
S-sorry... Tom. I'm gonna have to pass on that one.
Oh, yeah.
Hello?
But to them, I'm Dr. Tom--
Boo, great new outfit.
That is not how I thought this would end.
Damn! Bobby's toilet!
I was actually looking for Andy.
Let's do it.
We can just, uh, work together.
away from home,
Ellie, seriously.
Does it explode?
The long hours and the late nights
with my eyes closed, and I won.