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Happy birthday Danny
♪ It's your birthday, Leilah. ♪
♪ Happy birthday, Steven. ♪
The beauty part is, it's not a lie.
Please let me tell him, please.
I miss you so much.
♪ Soon you'll be a woman ♪
I'm powerless. Boom! Done.
What?
It's someone's birthday.
Well, that's really all I have in my toolbox.
Lisa, school is a place for sitting quietly.
I think Dad's turning into Grampa.
Admit! And now for our instantaneous letter
Really, man, I've had enough.
Sorry, friend,
My roommate.
♪ Like Jar Jar Binks and Qui-Gon Jinn ♪
This is a very big day.
- Let's talk normal now. - Thank you.
Sweetie, marriages are like water heaters...
"- It's your turn to get up. - Light."
Thank you. It's a wonderful cake, Dad,
but you claim that's antisocial.
- Mm. - Out!
Vero it’s your birthday
Lisa Marie Simpson Lisa Marie Simpson
Don't you dare, Mother, don't you dare.
Hey, hey! I'm the man from A-diddly-A!
Light! Light! Light...!
I'm everywhere because you're NOTHING!
Yeah, these girls want me to piss off their parents
Must stop President Kid Rock.
Just remember them in your prayers.