Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have a Chevy.
...I must now defile...
Now, we can either fight until one of us is dead...
BARNABAS: I should tell you, Willie...
What we've always done.
And yes, it was fun being adored as the Collins name crumbled...
Look at me. Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.
...and condemned me to suffer my anguish alone in the dark...
I attempted to throw myself from a cliff.
[HEART BEATING]
L...-
Is he ever coming home?
Nothing would make me happier.
...including that you've known his secret since he arrived!
Bill...
I've caught the only thing that matters, Barnabas.
We still own a few fishing boats.
It's a shame.
I haven't seen Vicky...
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
We still hold pink slips on 95 percent of the nets dragging the Grand Banks.
But after two centuries of consideration...
Enough trickery.
Good luck.
ANGELIQUE: If he doth another choose
ANGELIQUE: Mmm.
- Look. - Ah, yes.
But now I would like you to go and watch Alice Cooper with the others.
She talks to me.
You know, if you'd just been smart enough to love me, I would've let her go.
I mean, look at her red hair.
You must think me a fright. Miss...?
Perhaps you should go and acquaint yourself with the evening's entertainment.
And Victoria...
[GRUNTING]
Yes, I did, didn't I?
...claiming to be a distant relation.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
BARNABAS: When I was but a boy...
BARNABAS: What was that infernal banging?
And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker.
This?
In the sun
...I think ghosts are just people...
Please, call me Vicky.
BARNABAS: Resolved that I would never belong to her...
We could have spent eternity together.
...with sufficient money...
Beautiful workmanship, isn't it?
ELIZABETH: Keep your voice down.
My dear, even Aphrodite herself could not construct a more odious union.
Huh. Good luck.
...and started to kill innocent townspeople.
And I've found that place here at Collinwood.
Yes.
Pray, what month is it?
Command? You make me sick.
We're better than they are.
ELIZABETH: Barnabas.
...a piece of my wretched soul dies.
There's the monster.
...when I sent his mommy to the ocean floor to have tea with the tuna.
What if I made you?
It reads thusly:
I gave you my heart!
Terrified beyond belief.
Septembari 4, 1985
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
Woman???!!! Don't think so bub.
Which is exactly why I came to you instead of the police.
ANGELIQUE: Unh!
...are you aware of the concept of doctor-patient confidentiality?
Your name may have changed, but you remain the succubus of Satan.
Went around insisting that a witch had turned him into a vampire.
You want fishermen, you gotta get Silas Clarney first.
How do you feel about the president?
Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!
I'm here on behalf of the town council to welcome our new visitor to Collinsport.
Just the same for you and me
She likes to pretend she's rock 'n' roll.