Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...the love of a woman is won by giving money to her father.
MAN 2: Morning!
Yes, well...
Uh-oh. Hey.
...what do you know...
Josette!
VICTORIA: It's beautiful.
Is he for real?
And booze, lots of booze.
Uncle Barnabas...
Mephistopheles.
...and you're gonna take some more time to think about us.
With our sacrifices and our blood.
But I cannot succumb to your charms ever again.
Excuse me. Captain Clarney?
Collins. Collinsport.
Mr. Clarney...
Everybody in this house tiptoes around him, but no one cares how I feel!
Filthy.
Elizabeth.
I mean to stay.
And David's mother's at the bottom with one of them.
Uh...
The Collins family has rebuilt their business with murder!
[MICE SQUEALING]
Either you remain at Collinwood...
I could change that.
My dad's talking to her inside.
And burn, baby, burn
DAVID: I like him.
Septembari 13, 1985
BARNABAS: Caught in Angelique's spell...
FOREMAN: Let's dig it out.
Septembari 3, 1985
But why become a man, Barnabas?
WOMAN 1: Yeah.
Lately it's just been...
Have you any idea what you put me through?
Septembari 23, 1985
To your form return
You're late.
Help me.
...every secret!
...by a yellow dragon with iron teeth.
I have used no such trickery to summon your ardor, I assure you.
VICTORIA: Barnabas!
It's really true! Mommy, Daddy, please!
Man, you tripped for two centuries?
...and we decided to put down permanent roots.
And Mother has a fantasy I won't run away if she doesn't.
Angie has deals with most of the boats in Maine.
Your love.
You shall not be harmed...
We'll be lucky if we see him before Christmas.
Every nook...
They call him the Godfather of the Grand Banks.
Now they got a staff of me.
What do we do now?
Do you think the sexes should be equal?
ROGER: You know, Barnabas has a point.
I guess as long as it makes him happy, what does it matter what anyone believes?
[WOLF HOWLING]
I am neither good nor gentle, and I do not forgive.
Just legends, really.
We're different from these people, Barnabas.
I am terribly sorry.
A ball for who?
DAVID: Leave him alone.
A letter proclaiming Satan's true name.
...might've been a tad harsh.
This one was always my favorite.
Cursed because I saw things other little girls didn't.
...I dare say I shall drink you to a withered husk in less than five.
Things have changed while you were taking your little nap.
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
If I may, what is the family business?
What are you?
It's a medical doctor that specializes in disorders of the mind.
- Peace wins every war. ALL: Yeah.
Right. You've only spoken of my birthing hips.