Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and devote your every waking moment to becoming an exemplary father...
Very good.
Carolyn! Will you please turn that noise down?
Perhaps you would be kind enough to enlighten me.
when you see your crush
The fireplace...
That they couldn't look down their entitled noses at us.
Yes, indeed.
Get these folks out of here!
We shall have spirits enough to fill a schooner's hull.
Of course.
Pulling me to Collinsport.
Fascinating, really.
Adored you!
A curse takes devotion.
Captain Clarney, I'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins.
Let me try.
Now...
Don't exaggerate, it was only 196.
I'm warning you.
- Hath my scent offended thee? - No, no.
Young man, I think nothing of the sort.
WOMAN 1: What? WOMAN 2: No way, man.
Black hair, handsome features.
Yes, it was a shame...
Hello. My name is Victoria Winters.
[SYNTHESIZER PLAYS LONG NOTE]
What is it you want, Angelique?
Neko Musume: a werewolf!
It's like I've known you forever.
How do you ever expect us girls to advance...
...do they endure?
[NECK CRACKING]
So be it.
And fight I shall.
BARNABAS: Let me out!
Vicky. Please, call me Vicky.
For if a man can become a monster Then a monster can become a man...
None of this would've happened if you'd just loved me.
None of this would've happened if you had loved me in the first place.
[SPEAKING LYRICS] I am a picker
Go and watch the Cooper woman.
It is what defines us.
My father had quite a flair for secret passages and rooms.
...I am sorry, my dear...
For others, a life of servitude.
they deserve to boil in hell's everlasting sulphur
VICTORIA: No! Please! Please, no! Please!
So I set out in search of a new home.
[WOMEN CHATTERING]
Nothing but the best for you, pussycat.
Mephistopheles.
Thank you, Ms. Winters.
No.
Yes, well, I'm sure things are very different in England.
They kept us apart.
If you wanna get with her, you're gonna have to change your approach.
I also remember the two of us having a lot of fun.
...and hang out with a few normal people.
...it's gonna be the last one.
There's nothing worth stealing, I'm afraid.
[GASPS]
Those are Egyptian cotton.
MAN 1: Get down here.
A word with Barnabas Collins, please.
...understandable.
We're gonna have to take you in.
Every bit as curious and rambunctious as I was.
...your most intimate and womanly segments.
And now you have a chance to fight again.
Keep your damn panties...
...starting with that little creature you've been eyeing so fondly.
You see...
But a witch with an impenetrable hatred of me.
I think it's time I showed you my office, Barnabas.
The house has some 200 rooms...
Eloquently put.
...until such time as I release you.
Yes, I killed Dr. Hoffman...
can.
You're all stiff, proper and old-fashioned.
I guess.
You're way too weird.
Hello. I'm Victoria Winters.
My true love, taken.
[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
Right where it belongs.
WOMAN 3: And this last war we're in the middle of...
Josette!
Now that Dr. Hoffman isn't around to give you your little transfusions.