Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ted, what is my one rule?
lying is what I do best.
Remember when you set
I'm ready to settle down.
in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?
You stuck by me
Classic Jeanette, huh?
* I'll be coming home soon
so I started going through all your e-mails.
Guys, I'm bringing her,
It's gonna be legend...
Here's your key back.
to pick up busty dullards.
saying "my penis" in a Scottish accent?
No. My penis.
Listen.
I never gave you a key.
that when I say that...
So you're bringing a plus one?
inaugurations, stuff like that.
BARNEY: It's fine, Ted.
At least Marshall's having a good time.
Are you gonna be okay by yourself for a few minutes?
Anyway, uh...