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To a fault.
Please?
If your sport's suddenly being taken seriously,
Sometimes.
Well, what's it for?
- For that whore that killed my boy. - Now, wait a minute.
You know, unofficially.
I am gonna marry him.
This one is Bradley.
Hello, Bat.
- Hey, you hesitated today. How come? - When?
- Here you go. - Thanks.
- Really? - I told you.
- The optometrist? - Yeah, him. He's there.
What makes you think I quit?
They laid eyes on each other and their fates were sealed.
It was awful, wasn't it?
What about me?
Karen's car is in the shop. I gotta pick up my son at swim practice.
Outta the way, outta the way. Outta the way.
- On "69." - All right.
An innocent man.
I see right through you, whore.
- Really? - Yeah.
How was your walk? Did I miss anything?
- and pick yourself out another dog. - We had a deal!
No. No, no. That's not... It's the dog.
Wake the fuck up!
- Hello, buddy. - Nice place you got here.
No. You look happy.
So, you better be right.
- Oh, Jesus, David. I'm not that bad. - I know every square inch of you.
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I love you.
No, more conventional this time.
A son.
I agree.
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Yes! She tagged you out.
All right, guys.
I was envious.
So just do it, though, you know? Go for it.
except it's haunted
Sweetheart, there was no one before you.
I love you, Mrs. Smith.
Overcoming your deepest fears?
Forever young
I'm Hungarian, from Budapest.
So?
And that morning I woke up and I went to my first meeting.
Will you save my spot for me?
- Nothing. - Just look.
Miss? Miss? I have an injured man who could use a little help here.
She thinks the place is cursed.
He's not a bad dresser, he's not unemployed,
Hello?
Bradley realized that
I find him exceedingly lovable.
it looks exactly like me.
Oh, they'll order it. Blind people will order it.
Yeah? You think?
- Must be your inner beauty. - Or all that free coffee.
BRADLEY: Shit! Get out of the fucking way!
There'll be trouble I can't be responsible for.
The newspaper said there was gonna be a meteor shower tonight.
(LAUGHING)
No, I don't think so.
Bradley, there's something I need to share with you.
Yes, I can! I hate dogs. They bite.
'Cause your love is mine
Mmm-hmm.
Need help with that?
What are you doing away from Jitters?
after I told you about the death of my son,
- I'm out for a second. - All right, let's keep it going.
I want to see the kingdom come
Well, I have impossibly high standards.