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What do you think?
Houses aren't cursed, now. People are.
But you wouldn't know that,
She's sorry she couldn't be here. She's writing up an offer.
You're going to enter into a marriage, a first-timer.
You never heard such screaming.
- Harry! - HARRY: Bradley?
and I press the button and put the address in
Okay, I've got a pulse. Let's get him to St. Luke's.
Bradley, shut up!
I'll protect you from anything.
Listen. Tuesday. Noon.
Oh!
One bedroom plus a studio.
BAT: Oscar! I ain't running a motel around here!
Well, my wife does.
- Good luck. - No. No!
I asked her questions. All very Socratic.
- Bradley! - I did this to myself on purpose.
which means that you can get out of renting...
But Billy loves the dog and we love the dog.
WOMAN: Take her down! One more! One more!
so they decided to try love for themselves.
Hold still.
You all right?
It's like living with a wild animal, or...
And I believe that it won't be very long
- Name? - Chloe.
(BRADLEY JR. WHIMPERS)
- I took her to the pound. - But...
the second one.
She said, "I don't have the directions."
I'll use it to christen the fridge.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
BAT: You hear me?
You may now exchange the rings.
- You're right. - No.
Hi!
- What'd he say? - Yeah, easy, sleazy.
(DOGS BARKING)
His name is Bradley Smith.
You go first.
(SIGHS)
Good point. You're hired.
Kathryn said I never saw her.
being afraid of little puppies.
Trust me on that.
(CRUSHING CIGARETTE UNDER SHOE)
It was too sad.
Oh, shit. Bradley, listen.
It's a peculiar thing, what happiness does for people.
I have been telling her we should have a baby.
And I don't know why.
- I'm sorry I missed that. - I imagine he will be, too.
Mmm...
That's cool. You need time. Just think about it.
Ghost
DIANA: Oh, my God.
and suddenly you're thinking about a woman.
(BANGING ON DOOR)
You don't really believe that.
because I think that would be best for both of us.
Remember when they first moved in here?
Can we... Can we just stop for a minute and, please, can we just talk about this?
She is this force of nature. I mean, she is so smart
But, Esther, my wife,
The place that I have right now is actually perfect,
- Yeah. - Do I look scared?
(DOG BARKS)
(HONKING)
- Almost got it. - Okay...
- I got my little dog. - A loyal companion.
(LAUGHING)
- Hey, you need anybody to work here? - Yes! Yeah.
I just took the afternoon off. I...
and you look back years later
Wait! Wait. Wait.
She was trying to decide if she and her boyfriend
This is a soul mistake.
(GASPS)
Well, that's okay. We're not afraid of ghosts.
Nice to meet you.
Thanks.
You asked me if Esther and I would be your parents.
Hey, you know how when people are super rich,
What do you think?
- You mean like a foyer. - Yes! Yes, like a foyer.
He's not breathing! He's not breathing!
MOVER: The dolly's in the truck, right, Dave?
One day, there'll only be one of us.
(MUTTERING)