Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And if we were to make this... tape,

This is Dr. Vekashi. I'm coming in with a witnessed cardiac arrest.

The first sign.

(TYPING RESUMES)

Totally unpredictable.

Aggie, I need that dog, okay? Please. I...

Yes, it is, as a matter of fact.

except Oscar and he's not yours.

Bradley, the coffee guy?

Hey, we all got dreams.

Well, I was there when they met. So were you.

- Yeah, I gotta go. I'm sorry. - What? You've got a meeting?

They were bored, so they invented human beings,

Okay, but there's a little greenish, hazel tint.

- Who said anything about... - It's right there. It's in your eyes.

walking around Portland, David.

I swear I never took anything from your house,

Oh, right. Pisces, Virgo rising.

When did this Oscar pass over?

Michael, nice to see you.

as a gift. Maybe for her birthday.

- Not bad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Hi. I left my bike out on the street. Is it gonna be safe?

See, I think Kathryn was trying to send me a subliminal message.

If you're going to go back to teaching next semester,

They have completely moved out, hammock and everything.

Should we do it?

And always fool me

We could make, like, a thousand bucks, if, you know, people order it.

- Only until Friday. - Yeah.

- You can buy a horse with that. - It's still not enough.

HARRY: A man living alone is a king of sorts.

DIANA: You are so... You're so fashion-phobic. It's great. I love it.

My wife give it to me in Atlantic City.

I had a feeling I might find you here.

You know? Small blessings.

- I got this place. - Best espresso in Portland. The best!

I figured after today...

- HARRY: She seems very determined. - (CHUCKLING) You have no idea.

- No... - His name is Gumbo now.

- Hi. - Nice to meet you.

I didn't see that much of your future, so I'm gonna give you a little refund.

Well, I'll call you tomorrow. Bye.

JUSTICE OF THE PEACE: And do you, Diana, take this man to have and to hold,

This is you and me.

Honey, this isn't working out.

- We live together? - Of course we live together.

Well, it must be this evil house hiding my clothes,

Stranger things have happened. A re-gift.

No, no, no, no. They're not gonna bite you.

Did you talk to the dean today?

- Mom's not here. - No, I know. I know.

This is not a joke. I'm talking about my stability, here.

Come on, Bradley.

- Have at least two. Okay? Two. - Okay, two.

Like... Like what?

- It was the Bat, wasn't it? - It's all right. He's gone.

and gets shitfaced.

You know how every relationship has, like, a perfect day?

Did you see the video guy? Did you talk to him?

Esther's amazing.

The second one.