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a couple of cheeseburgers and some French fries.
We got tons of money and I'm not scared of anything.
- How did we never put that together? - I don't know.
Hey, how's your boyfriend?
- I think I've seen you in here before. - Probably.
- Two hundred and forty bucks? - Well, nobody's ordering it.
- MARGIT: Okay. - All right, go. Go, go, go, go.
Looking out the window
I think what you should do is go straight to the pound
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Sure be a shame to open her up.
Nothing hotter than that.
Go for a walk?
- You looking to buy a house? - Sell one, actually.
- Shit. - Yeah.
She's the one who keeps saying she's not ready.
that his future prospects are not so hot.
HARRY: If you'd studied that hard, Bradley, you might have been a decent student.
You do, and I'll kill you myself. I swear it. Now get the hell out of here. Go on!
He's a... He's a regular over at the shop.
Mmm-hmm?
You are not to blame her for your miserable life.
I don't want a goddamn dog!
How'd you pay for those?
I think I scare guys off because I'm so intense.
Oh, Harry.
I'm gonna walk outside right now,
this one thought at this moment in my life is the most precious.
- And you know what? - What?
Oh...
Both Laurel and Hardy are telling me
I didn't lie.
Is that Uncle Bradley's car?
Like I felt before
But what? Never cheated.
Is it because you never met anybody as lovable as me?
Diana Croce.
I'll have to agree with you.
Here. Come, sit.
you're telling her that you know her better than she knows herself.
A bit of unsolicited advice for you,
- Yeah. - Why not?
Yeah.
He is a mean son of a bitch, but I can be, too.
Hey, Gordon, don't be sad. Somebody's gonna pick you, okay?
And was she right?
There was this African monkey whispering all this creepy shit in my ear.
- Where am I? - You? You're in the house.
And she didn't run away.
Not because you won the lottery or anything, just...
Your famous toast?
No, it's not the same thing!
(CROWD CHEERING)
And I'm sorry.
So...
- What a day, huh? - Yeah.
but never had it returned.
The owner will take a second mortgage,
I used to be.
Hit me.
- Green! - Hazel!
He called in. Said he'll be a little late this morning.
They're our kids.
Congratulations.
Really?
What are you doing here?
That's the only time he can make it.
(MINISTER PREACHING INDISTINCTLY)
- No. - OSCAR: Neither did I when I started.
He likes you.
I'm working on it. Nothing in here we can afford. I...
Bradley, look. Try focusing on simple pleasures.
- Yes, I had a good time. - What's that, Diana?
All right. Here we go. Ready?
Oh, my God, I'm actually going to buy a house!
- What're you gonna make? - Should I cook something?
Okay, we'll start with a palm reading. You sit there.
the dog, Harry, the dog she named after me,
He got it!
Two. One for me, and maybe one for a little studio.
I don't know.
- Kathryn is scared of dogs. - Not anymore.