Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's not obnoxious, or violent,

How do I make a change? I can't go through this again.

- We always have a good time together. - How come you never got married?

she threw away her birth control, and she married him.

I know. Well, I have to take it back. It's null and void.

OD in an alleyway on a pile of garbage.

I'm like, "Well, I don't have the directions."

HARRY: Of course, by then it's too late.

BRADLEY: Wait for your pitch, sweetie.

That's not for me to say.

Oh, man, we're going to have adventures, you and me.

On our wedding night, you remember how scared I was?

and within weeks or months, they're moving out.

Oh, nice. I was just dreaming about cheeseburgers.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

- I'm sorry? - Karen Watson.

Why did you do this to yourself?

Well, we can always ask the cards.

- I know. - Okay? For another woman.

Your love is mine

I wandered into the stadium.

You know, sometimes I think love is just a trick nature plays on us,

What was it? Coke?

(WHISPERING) Hi, Bradley. Hi. Oh, God. How you doing?

Then they weren't bored any longer,

She loves you. She'll forgive you.

I had this dream one night while I was wasted.

The important thing is whether or not you had fun last night.

we had no idea he had a drug problem.

Well, he's not stupid, or inconsiderate.

I'm not scared of anything.

- Get the car. - You're gonna be just fine, okay?

Good job on that.

They take the game seriously.

But the end is always right there in the beginning.

Hey, where's the little girl's room?

Yes, you are that bad. You and me, we're the same like that.

MARGIT: Careful!

I know, I know, and someday, when you get a little older,

Look. See how adorable they are?

No, I didn't know that.

so they could stand it.

I was faithful to Karen for 11 fucking years!

- Two, actually. - That's only fair.

That's... That's my shirt you're wearing.

That's fantastic! We're... I...

Hey, how come you two never had kids?

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

But I hate dogs and you know that.

until you're already on the other side.

I thought I was alone, but down on the 50-yard line

PLAYER 2: Don't let him get around the outside, man.

- Yeah, it's not the same thing. - Yes, it is.

You were my first.

My wife's got a softball game out here today.

It's every goddamn thing! I cannot do this for one more day!

That's what you do to the nice ones, Diana. Come on, I know you.

He had, like, a secret life.

Hey, I'm gonna ask you a question, okay?

I'm aware of that.

I only need you to keep him till Friday, Kathryn's birthday.

we're going to have a long conversation about the nature of deals, you and I, okay?