Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not scared of anything.

Good job on that.

Hey, where's the little girl's room?

MARGIT: Careful!

Oh, nice. I was just dreaming about cheeseburgers.

No, I didn't know that.

They take the game seriously.

My wife's got a softball game out here today.

That's fantastic! We're... I...

Oh, man, we're going to have adventures, you and me.

Then they weren't bored any longer,

That's... That's my shirt you're wearing.

so they could stand it.

Yes, you are that bad. You and me, we're the same like that.

I know. Well, I have to take it back. It's null and void.

It's every goddamn thing! I cannot do this for one more day!

How do I make a change? I can't go through this again.

we had no idea he had a drug problem.

Well, he's not stupid, or inconsiderate.

she threw away her birth control, and she married him.

He's not obnoxious, or violent,

I thought I was alone, but down on the 50-yard line

Why did you do this to yourself?

I'm like, "Well, I don't have the directions."

You were my first.

Hey, how come you two never had kids?

On our wedding night, you remember how scared I was?

Well, we can always ask the cards.

Look. See how adorable they are?

He had, like, a secret life.

until you're already on the other side.

I wandered into the stadium.

HARRY: Of course, by then it's too late.

But the end is always right there in the beginning.

But I hate dogs and you know that.

You know, sometimes I think love is just a trick nature plays on us,

Hey, I'm gonna ask you a question, okay?

- Two, actually. - That's only fair.

She loves you. She'll forgive you.

I was faithful to Karen for 11 fucking years!

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

we're going to have a long conversation about the nature of deals, you and I, okay?

What was it? Coke?

I'm aware of that.

- Get the car. - You're gonna be just fine, okay?

The important thing is whether or not you had fun last night.

BRADLEY: Wait for your pitch, sweetie.

That's not for me to say.

I had this dream one night while I was wasted.

I know, I know, and someday, when you get a little older,

Your love is mine

and within weeks or months, they're moving out.

- I know. - Okay? For another woman.

(WHISPERING) Hi, Bradley. Hi. Oh, God. How you doing?

PLAYER 2: Don't let him get around the outside, man.

- We always have a good time together. - How come you never got married?

- Yeah, it's not the same thing. - Yes, it is.

I only need you to keep him till Friday, Kathryn's birthday.

That's what you do to the nice ones, Diana. Come on, I know you.

OD in an alleyway on a pile of garbage.

- I'm sorry? - Karen Watson.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)