Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know. Well, I have to take it back. It's null and void.

Hey, where's the little girl's room?

What was it? Coke?

MARGIT: Careful!

Well, we can always ask the cards.

That's not for me to say.

- Get the car. - You're gonna be just fine, okay?

I know, I know, and someday, when you get a little older,

I was faithful to Karen for 11 fucking years!

Oh, man, we're going to have adventures, you and me.

No, I didn't know that.

she threw away her birth control, and she married him.

It's every goddamn thing! I cannot do this for one more day!

Then they weren't bored any longer,

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

Look. See how adorable they are?

That's fantastic! We're... I...

You were my first.

OD in an alleyway on a pile of garbage.

so they could stand it.

How do I make a change? I can't go through this again.

That's... That's my shirt you're wearing.

and within weeks or months, they're moving out.

She loves you. She'll forgive you.

PLAYER 2: Don't let him get around the outside, man.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

You know, sometimes I think love is just a trick nature plays on us,

Oh, nice. I was just dreaming about cheeseburgers.

My wife's got a softball game out here today.

Your love is mine

I'm like, "Well, I don't have the directions."

Hey, how come you two never had kids?

I'm aware of that.

He had, like, a secret life.

But the end is always right there in the beginning.

- Two, actually. - That's only fair.

They take the game seriously.

we had no idea he had a drug problem.

Well, he's not stupid, or inconsiderate.

- Yeah, it's not the same thing. - Yes, it is.

I wandered into the stadium.

Good job on that.

HARRY: Of course, by then it's too late.

The important thing is whether or not you had fun last night.

I had this dream one night while I was wasted.

But I hate dogs and you know that.

BRADLEY: Wait for your pitch, sweetie.

I only need you to keep him till Friday, Kathryn's birthday.

Hey, I'm gonna ask you a question, okay?

Yes, you are that bad. You and me, we're the same like that.

Why did you do this to yourself?

- We always have a good time together. - How come you never got married?

He's not obnoxious, or violent,

- I'm sorry? - Karen Watson.

I thought I was alone, but down on the 50-yard line

until you're already on the other side.

we're going to have a long conversation about the nature of deals, you and I, okay?

On our wedding night, you remember how scared I was?

That's what you do to the nice ones, Diana. Come on, I know you.

I'm not scared of anything.

(WHISPERING) Hi, Bradley. Hi. Oh, God. How you doing?

- I know. - Okay? For another woman.