Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no, no... your life plan. You're learning nothing here.

- You have to take this. - No, I don't.

Do not talk about stuff like that on your date. Guys like that do not like "Star Trek."

How dare you, Liz Lemon! I'm not arriving to work.

- That is upsetting. - That is awesome.

He's The Hair, and I am a Head-plus at best.

I have no memory of that. Write it up.

Oh, Pete, it's me. I'm not coming in.

- No one's gonna take that. - Whatever.

I worked hard because I wanted to get somewhere.

- Store policy. - Yeah, well, that's an illegal policy.

Once a year, all the senior V.P.s spend one day doing the job

- I do not sit on laps. - Really?

"Liz and Jenna... nothing."

OK, we're gonna do this, then.

and then work my way across the room in a zigzag.

I really AM Liz Lemon.

Kenneth, a friend of mine tipped me off about a position in our aviation division.

Well, I spent most of the summer in the studio,

Okay, what's your GAME, friend?

What, the The Hair? What did you say?

Yeah, sir, you do. It says "Legal tender for all debts, public and private."