Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I spent a little time in the Mideast.

Leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.

I’ll kill how I wanna kill

Look, first of all, it's Salman, not salmon!

- Give me the chip. - Hey, hey, hey!

Never gets any easier.

I always try to sit to the right of people.

Well, you were grabbing onto them to save your life.

So when's the funeral?

Aunt Clarice was so ill I guess it was really a blessing.

- You're sure? - Positive.

- What's going on? - She was just...

Yeah, I'll fly home as soon as I can.

It'll feel like a sauna

You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts

She's crying. You put your arm around her and console her.

...for a death certificate to save a few bucks on a flight?

I don't know. I like sitting to the left of people. Makes me feel like I'm driving.

Could I ask you a question?

This chick's playing with Confederate money.

- Come on, really. Come on. - George, I-