Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wouldn't have said anything if I'd known you'd stop seeing her.

- If that's Rushdie, they're real. - If they're real, that's Rushdie.

...I saw that guy at the health club. That is not Salman Rushdie.

JUST BUY A TOYOTA, AND END IT!

Sorry. I couldn't help overhearing.

I understand you offer a 50-percent-off bereavement fare?

Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met...

- She the one you went out with? - Yeah. I really like her.

- Well, just- - You know, these-

You dipped the chip, you took a bite...

It's a golden opportunity to advance the relationship.

Give me the chip.

...what kind of work do you do?

I think they're real and if they are, I must say, they are spectacular.

I don't know. One minute they're fake...

Well, I’m sorry Timmy, but I don’t dip that way

- What? - Did-?

The cosmetic surgery procedures that are available to people today-

...who would I get the death certificate from?

Double-dipped? What are you talking about? What do you mean?

Oh, George, how nice of you to come all this way.

You know that Megan Ramondi had some big breasts.

...my friend here, his aunt passed away last-