Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You dipped the chip, you took a bite...

...I saw that guy at the health club. That is not Salman Rushdie.

The cosmetic surgery procedures that are available to people today-

- She the one you went out with? - Yeah. I really like her.

...my friend here, his aunt passed away last-

JUST BUY A TOYOTA, AND END IT!

I wouldn't have said anything if I'd known you'd stop seeing her.

I don't know. One minute they're fake...

It's a golden opportunity to advance the relationship.

- Well, just- - You know, these-

Well, I’m sorry Timmy, but I don’t dip that way

I understand you offer a 50-percent-off bereavement fare?

Double-dipped? What are you talking about? What do you mean?

Sorry. I couldn't help overhearing.

- If that's Rushdie, they're real. - If they're real, that's Rushdie.

Give me the chip.

You know that Megan Ramondi had some big breasts.

Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met...

...what kind of work do you do?

- What? - Did-?

...who would I get the death certificate from?

I think they're real and if they are, I must say, they are spectacular.

Oh, George, how nice of you to come all this way.