Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You dipped the chip, you took a bite...

It's a golden opportunity to advance the relationship.

...what kind of work do you do?

I wouldn't have said anything if I'd known you'd stop seeing her.

Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met...

You know that Megan Ramondi had some big breasts.

...I saw that guy at the health club. That is not Salman Rushdie.

JUST BUY A TOYOTA, AND END IT!

Oh, George, how nice of you to come all this way.

Well, I’m sorry Timmy, but I don’t dip that way

- Well, just- - You know, these-

I don't know. One minute they're fake...

Give me the chip.

- She the one you went out with? - Yeah. I really like her.

...my friend here, his aunt passed away last-

Sorry. I couldn't help overhearing.

I understand you offer a 50-percent-off bereavement fare?

The cosmetic surgery procedures that are available to people today-

Double-dipped? What are you talking about? What do you mean?

- If that's Rushdie, they're real. - If they're real, that's Rushdie.

I think they're real and if they are, I must say, they are spectacular.

...who would I get the death certificate from?

- What? - Did-?