Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That’s like putting your whole mouth Right in the dip!

I think you’re both mentally ill

- What, did you ask her? - I'm gonna find out tonight.

Comfort schmomfort.

You don't unhook anything to get to a nose...

All right, sir. Now all I need is a death certificate and you'll be on your way.

"You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts."

What is it? You're interrupting.

What are you doing?

Have you noticed that women today are-?

What's the matter with my boys?

You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose.

I think they're real and if they, I must say, they are...spectacular.

It's like a sauna out here.

You've dated women with nose jobs. What's the difference?

Every time he makes a move something screws up.

Yeah. He's going back to his old girlfriend.

From now on, just take one dip and end it.

Jerry, Jerry, you're missing the big picture

Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's touched them.

He's on his ninth date with Betsy. Still hasn't got anywhere.

Did you just double-dip that chip?

Jerry, what am I gonna do? Go in there and spy on her in the sauna?

Well, I think you'll find out soon enough.

I know what the problem is.

You touched them?

I will get you a nice snack.

JUST BUY A TOYOTA, AND END IT!