Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You touched them?

Comfort schmomfort.

Did you just double-dip that chip?

I know what the problem is.

What's the matter with my boys?

Every time he makes a move something screws up.

You've dated women with nose jobs. What's the difference?

It's like a sauna out here.

Yeah. He's going back to his old girlfriend.

All right, sir. Now all I need is a death certificate and you'll be on your way.

"You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts."

You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose.

He's on his ninth date with Betsy. Still hasn't got anywhere.

Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's touched them.

Have you noticed that women today are-?

What are you doing?

I think you’re both mentally ill

Jerry, Jerry, you're missing the big picture

What is it? You're interrupting.

From now on, just take one dip and end it.

- What, did you ask her? - I'm gonna find out tonight.

I think they're real and if they, I must say, they are...spectacular.

You don't unhook anything to get to a nose...

Well, I think you'll find out soon enough.

Jerry, what am I gonna do? Go in there and spy on her in the sauna?

That’s like putting your whole mouth Right in the dip!

JUST BUY A TOYOTA, AND END IT!

I will get you a nice snack.