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It's like a sauna in here.
You ever been to the Mideast?
George, this is Aunt May and Father Jessup.
Yeah, she was on his right side. He can't make a move with his left hand.
Really?
JUST EAT ONE FINAL WINERY BURG AND END IT.
- How do you know? - I can tell.
I don't know what I'm doing here. I must be crazy.
Well, that's your problem.
- I hear that's how she died. - Yeah.
Oh, and that's my brother, Timmy.
That would be $387 round trip.
- Well, what if it's an emergency? - Oh, there's no emergency.
- Hi, Jerry. - Oh, hi, Sidra.
You know, they're fake.
You know, they seem bigger.
I touched them.
Sal Bass
Just take one regular season Points title And end it!
- Oh, so you can relate? - Oh, yeah.
No, it's not on.
You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts
Great Lakes guys that like fish That actually eat
All right.
...third wake this month.
- Thursday night. - Okay.
What are you doing to me?
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
Did you just double-dip that chip?
Liposuction. Are you familiar with this?
I'll purchase the ticket for you.
Betsy, dear, have you had anything to eat?
This is where you have to be when you're the boyfriend.
I'm packing for Puerto Rico. I need to borrow your bathing suit.
Well, I take it very seriously.
It's like a boiler room in here.
- I gotta know. I'm talking to Sidra. - I gotta know. I'm talking to Salman.
Just make the post and end it!
Why do you need a death certificate?