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Look, first of all, it's Salman,not salmon!
- What? Just because that? - Just because of that?
- Pleased to meet you, Kramer. - Yeah.
You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.
- Hey, you mind switching seats? - Why?
Well, I know what they feel like.
Tremendous workout.
- Well, it's nice meeting you, George. - Likewise.
Look you idiot, it's Salman not salmon
JUST BUY A TOYOTA, AND END IT!
You poor thing.
But a few more dates, you can find out for yourself.
It's real, and it's spectacular.
You know how you always brag how you can spot a lesbian?
- Yes, I've been there. - Look, my name's Kramer.
This is a fat-sucking machine.
Oh, man, I wish I could get away.
- What? - Did--?
I think you're both mentally ill.
Did you just double dip that chip?
I mean, the people with a membership go twice a year. Who's breaking in?
Your boys should stay in their neighbourhood.
You don't think you could buy the ticket yourself? Oh, no, okay.