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Just miss the warm weather, you know?
Oh, that would be wonderful.
I never knew you were into breasts. Thought you were a leg man.
I saw her last week. She looked healthy and peaceful but she knew.
George, please.
You know that Linda McCartney had some big breasts
All right. Maybe it is, but listen, I gotta get ready...
- He can't go left? - No.
...obviously I was unable to get the death certificate.
Stop it, George. Get out. Get out! I never wanna see you again.
Their last date they were on the couch...
Then that's it. That's the end of that.
Oh, so anyway. We go out on one date, and he asks me out for a second...
- Really? - That's why it's called the StairMaster.
FROM NOW ON, WHEN YOU RENAME YOUR TEAM MAKE IT SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY, & END IT!
Great Lakes guys that like Fish that actually eat
Well, I suppose I could make a copy of it.
Oh, what do you know? You have no breast-touching experience.
...and lost the use of his right hand so...
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
Oh it’s real, and it’s spectacular
Okay.
10 nuggs for $1
I'm about to get myself a snack.
Did you just double dip that chip?
Double dipped? What are you talking about?
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
Well, I'm the boyfriend. Otherwise, what's the point of being the boyfriend.
Agents who’ve seen me in a swimsuit:
What kind of a sick person would do a thing like that?
Bass, Jerry.
See, now is that so bad?
- How you doing? - Good.