Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just take one rush AND END IT!!
...and then out of nowhere he calls me, cancels the date...
What about women? They go left or right?
Go to the airlines. Tell them that you have a death in the family...
...and put a scoop of ice cream on the side.
- What? Don't say that. - No. They're fake.
Oh, the nerve.
Good workout?
They're Red And They're Delicious
First of all, its sworn not swarn you idiot
Well, you see what happened was...
...but I don't dip that way.
Everything has gotta be just so. He would have made a great Nazi.
- Hurry up. - Hey.
I don't need to see her nak ed to know those aren't real.
Well, I'm done. I think I'm gonna go take a sauna.
What?
.
What?
Actually, I'd really prefer to sit here. I don't hear very well out of this ear.
- There's Sidra. - There's Salman.
From now on, just throw out the banana And end it!!
...the next they're real. I don't know what to believe.
He would've made a great nazi
- Oh, hi. I'm Elaine. - Hi.
...with a copy of the death certificate, and we'll refund half your fare.
Jerry. Come on. It's an emergency.
Doctor.
You know, I do kind of wonder what fake breasts feel like.
And you could just order it off the menu.
Maybe if you'd seen her naked.
Salman Rushdie.
You dipped the chip. You took a bite...
I touched them.
Zero.
They're fake and they're deep-tacular
You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again.
- How you doing? - Good.