Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Chain Rattles, Lock Clicks ]

#399917 #514217

- I, uh, can't commit to a relationship. - I'm too nice.

Skateboards? You copycat wannabes.

- What is it? - ''Tramampoline.'' ''Trambapoline.''

- I made sloppy joes. - [ Scoffs ] That's not fun.

but my inner critic says you should've done your job.

It'll be a welcome change from our annual Do As We Say Festival...

in ''impr-you-vement.''

Me too. [ Whistles ]

- I... love you. - Hmm?

- You no talka with your accent no more. - Mamma mia.

I'm blue. Time for some of my patented spitting off the overpass.

That's not fair. The lesson here is that...

We're still going antiquing on Saturday, right, Mother?

- ( screeching sounds ) - ( riders screaming )

Yep. It's all yours.

Well, let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider.

700 wickets is same as 99.94 average No it isn't

- [ Car Door Closes ] - [ Tires Screech ]

You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one-hour photo, instant-oatmeal society.

Well, now I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental health.

- [ Ropes Creaking ] - If elected mayor...

( screaming continues )

#719993 #714215

Of course, all these good vibes can be traced to one feisty little scamp...

Uh-oh. You're in for it now, Dad.