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IT-IT'S OKAY, CONNIE. IT'S ON ME.
WELL, THINGS ARE STARTING TO CHANGE.
( sighing )
I LEARNED ABOUT GOLDFISH HEAVEN.
OH, GOD.
NO, BUT I...
HERE'S CONNIE BABY-SITTING BOOK.
I KNOW. AND MY DAD SAID WE COULD CAMP OUT
POOR CONNIE? POOR ME.
I GET FIVE WHOLE MINUTES.
HUH. NOT IN THIS HOUSE.
UH, CONNIE LEFT SOME THINGS AT MY HOUSE.
THIS IS THE BEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN.
CONNIE, HONEY, IT'S PAST 8:00 ALREADY.
TECHNICALLY, I THINK I'M ONLY A WOMAN
COME ON, CONNIE, PICK SOMETHING.
HEY, I SEE YOU GET NEW DEEP FRYER.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN THANK ME
YEAH. MM-HMM.
Fuck Diesel
MAY I TAKE THOSE PLATES OUT OF YOUR WAY, SIR?
THIS SUCKS.
OH... COULDN'T YOU JUST GIVE HER THIS STUFF?
YOU WATCH TITANIC ON THE RIGHT DAY
IS MRS. HILL HOME?
MOM!
IT'S PRETTY DARK.
LOOK AT ME. I EVEN GOT THE KID'S MEAL.