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UGH. HOW MANY COWS DO YOU PEOPLE EAT IN A YEAR?
SYSTEMS EXPO MAUI, IN HAWAII.
Please leave a message.
NO. YOU HAVE TO GO AND BUY THEM.
LET'S GO TO WHATABURGER.
I NOW PASS THE TORCH TO MY GOOD FRIEND
YOU SEE, IT'S A MUCH SMOOTHER GRILL THAN CHARCOAL.
THIS IS ANTIBACTERIAL HAND GEL.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, MAN?
I... I'M JUST...
HOLD ON, CONNIE.
BOBBY, YOU ARE AT AN AGE NOW WHEN...
PRETTY SURE.
A THOUSAND?
IT'S HARD, BUT VERY EASY TO UNDERSTAND.
KAHN IS AT THE PODIUM!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
( cell phone rings )
IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I KNOW ABOUT THIS.
ARE YOU SCARED?
CHOO-CHOO TRAINS?
IS GOING TO BE LIVING WITH YOU.
THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING TO EAT BUNDT CAKE?
WELL, THAT'S THE PROPANE, CONNIE.
( groans )
IF I ASKED FOR THEM, RIGHT?
SO... CONNIE
EVEN MOM?
I HAD TO LEARN ABOUT MEGA ABSORBENCY.
OH, LOOK-- AND PICTURES.
MY BOSS WANTS ME TO GIVE BIG-TIME SPEECH.
WHAT IS AISLE 8A?
WELL, THAT'S FOR MOST PEOPLE.
( horn honking )
I AM BAD BOY OF SYSTEMS ANALYSIS.
AND THERE ARE NO SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
"PROFILES IN JEALOUSY." HA-HA!
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
THIS YEAR, NEXT YEAR, IT DOES NOT MATTER WHEN