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BUT YOU'RE SUPER-ORGANIZED.
I WANT MUG, TOO, HANK HILL.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
Buuuu
I SIT DOWN, BOOM-- ON MY LAP.
BUT IT FEELS LIKE I'M DOING BOTH OF THOSE AT THE SAME TIME.
DO YOU WANT TO BE IN CHARGE, HANK? NO.
COMING OVER LIKE THIS, MAN?
fuck me
I GUESS I'M TIRED, TOO.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
OH, POOR CONNIE.
WHILE I'M JETTING OFF TO HAWAII
( sighs )
FOR TAKING CARE OF THIS, KAHN.
FROM SYSTEMS ANALYST TO SENIOR SYSTEMS ANALYST.
CAN I BORROW TWO STUPID DOLLARS?
HA-HA!
PLEASE, CONNIE, CALL ME HANK.
TO BREAK UP WITH ME BECAUSE SHE HATES ME.
YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S A GIRL IN THE HOUSE.
OH, BOBBY.
WHOA! SLOW DOWN, KAHN JR.
- YOU CHICKENED OUT. - YES, SIR, I DID.
( Bobby yawns )
HELP ME.
THE RUBBERMASON 170L.
( speaking Laotian )
Buuuuu
SHE'S GOT ROOM FOR THREE MORE.
[ Mutters ]
BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE
ALL RIGHT, KIDS, LIGHTS OUT.
( sighs )
YOU JUST YELL AND YELL OR YOU JUST CRY AND CRY.
WORD IS, CONNIE'S AUNT FLO IS IN TOWN.
AAH!
IT WOULD HIT THE GROUND, READY TO ACCEPT YOUR REFUSE.
North wind
WHAT TIME CONNIE SHOULD EAT, ACCEPTABLE READING MATERIAL...
DID SHE SAY WHAT THAT WAS? BECAUSE I AM SO CONFUSED.
KAHN JR., YOU HAVE A P.M.S.
SO NOW YOU'RE A WOMAN.
GO WITH YOUR MOTHER, YES.
AND, WHILE SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEARNED THROUGH GUESSING
IN THE LIVING ROOM-- IN OUR SLEEPING BAGS.
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