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when I take my oath.

Well, it is, but you're an ass[Bleep].

Okay, how do we leak this to the press?

No, my official statement is

and poisoning this town for years.

I'll use my legendary Haverford charm.

I'm never going to get away

'Cause I'm smarter and faster.

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Are we to assume that he swam across the syrup river?

on behalf of my education initiative.

I can't believe you turned this situation

That's not going to work.

Good answer, great body.

Give me one reason to take you down.

But she wasn't.

However, he was a jerk.

I would love nothing more--

Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor--

I thought we locked those vans down, like, a week ago.

Anyway, you can wire-transfer it.

I own a fleet of 22 crappy white vans,

April is "currently doing that."

Oh, [Bleep]. Ben, sorry.

Don't close your eyes.

one Leslie Knope-- pause--was attacked--

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