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But she wasn't.

on behalf of my education initiative.

Good answer, great body.

Okay, how do we leak this to the press?

That's not going to work.

I thought we locked those vans down, like, a week ago.

Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor--

Give me one reason to take you down.

one Leslie Knope-- pause--was attacked--

Don't close your eyes.

I own a fleet of 22 crappy white vans,

No, guys. ♪ Get up and make it happen ♪

when I take my oath.

I'll use my legendary Haverford charm.

I'm never going to get away

Oh, [Bleep]. Ben, sorry.

and poisoning this town for years.

However, he was a jerk.

No, my official statement is

I can't believe you turned this situation

Anyway, you can wire-transfer it.

Leslie's stump speech is 10 minutes and 40 seconds

Well, it is, but you're an ass[Bleep].

'Cause I'm smarter and faster.

Are we to assume that he swam across the syrup river?

I would love nothing more--

April is "currently doing that."