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Free publicity. Everyone will see your logo.
Yeah, but now that I know your bad idea,
Thanks, Leslie. That's a great story.
Ms. Knope!
I can't.
Is that your official statement?
This is a time of solemnity and remembrance.
the rest are free.
And--and together we can build a better Pawnee.
No, I'm not.
Excuse me?
Now for a guy whose only assets are 22 crappy white vans,
Matt Jones, code name: "If I had to pick a dude."
going on over them.
- Whoo! Yes! - Two points!
I can picture the flash of the cameras
Please, I can go. I don't mind.
No? Great.
That is not what happened.
in downtown Pawnee,
lots of disappointment,
He and his father, Nick Newport
Here's the best part.
I will be conducting a security sweep.
Yeah, but you're the brilliant campaign manager.
on par with spray-painting nipples on the Lincoln memorial.
That is not a judgment. That's just a fact.
a book that I wrote and published
And I won. It was awesome.
A lot of people have been asking me
And I don't need free publicity.
We've come so far.
Sweet kick, Leslie exits the building,
Together, we can build a better Pawnee.
We need the vans, so please,
Just when we thought she couldn't stoop any lower.
This is not a time for politics.
It went down exactly the way my girl said it did,
no one wants to lend me $10,000.
Leslie, can you comment on Bobby's father Nick Newport?
out of respect for the Newport family.
I need to do it. Good-bye.
Go forward! Go forward!
Now I get it.
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