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and if I see you in the street,
* I am the visual The inspiration *
in my fucking chocolate factory.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?
A good cause. What cause?
Thank you, boy. Oh, you're the best grandson ever.
You're lucky President Obama is not here to see this.
Clear his mouth.
than the average girl.
Open your bag.
Look. Fuck you, fuck the plane you flew in on,
Don't make me do it.
But then I thought to myself,
And it didn't cost me nothing.
Yeah, but I've sold $4000 of candy so far,
and say, "Hey," and they say, "What?"
A loser.
They intimidated our suppliers...
Why, 'cause he got dipped in chocolate?
That's what Beanie Sigel would do.
You see, uh, Tom all it takes is good,
fundraising. Who exactly are you raising
* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *
Granddad, you have to listen.
And this.
Now, get the fuck out my hotel room
When Dad says it won’t take that long Even though I know DANG WELL I told him
When they try to spoil Bad Boys Ride or Die
fuck Prince William, fuck the queen.
could be stopped.
When I have to go to the dentist,
How's it going?
to gets that sale and make that money.
starving Africans, nothing. Hey, brother.
the extra-large wop with a side order of wops.
I'm gonna be sick.
get awards and whatnot. But no cash.
* The inner glow That lets you know *
No way. This is too weird.
Why don't we just get the kids at school
Oh, God, it was so scary.
We could offer them a better deal,
I just bought some from little Timothy.