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is don't give nothing to nobody.
But when some little shit decides to take over
Man, why you didn't tell me
Push them out street by street, block by block.
Fucking little shit. Well, almost everybody.
Nah, I don't give.
Salvation Army, Red Cross,
Eduardo is pretty good at drinking beer
they give us the cash, we give them they cut
so we moved to a hotel downtown.
You know that's for suckers, right?
were the top candy sellers in the class.
just to get they kids' numbers up.
Sorry kids, tapped out. Someone just came through
into a boat, and then back into a car.
Website, labels, and lots and lots of candy.
The best idea I ever had in my entire life.
* The promise Of what's to come *
I'm sick of it. I wanna be surprised this time.
Unjambo, and good luck to you.
you get out of business.
Nobody fucking move!
Come on, Jazmine,
You don't even get to keep none of the money.
get up, and leave the room.
Now, get that out of here.
By now they had figured out we had knocked off
selling candy for months and all I've gotten
to get out there and sell, sell, sell.
That's right, kids.
First of all... Aw, stop right there.
Can you spare, uh,
plenty of money left for the animals.
Okay, how many of them have a happy ending?
But I ain't no fundraiser no more.
Oh! Me fucking knackers!