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(Betsy) Ooh, Tom changed his profile pic for Halloween.
because I am a pathetic spinster with no prospects.
but now I'm gonna stop.
He's-- he's good-looking.
I just-- I stopped listening after number five.
I'm just gonna end it with him.
who she had really married.
Hey, you wanted, like,
drinking an energy drink.
I don't know.
You know, I think I'm just gonna have
Josh, we're going to the party.
You know, I think
No, actually I told her you were molested in a car,
All terrible. You are terrible.
It's just a driver's license.
watch some murder shows.
Maybe lying doesn't come
Honey, honey, just turn it off.
- Yes! - Great costume.
Why are you yelling at me?
Good news, they still had
Look, as long as you look great tonight,
It's a license to be a man.
Don't look at me like you're teaching me something.
[Knock at door]
'Cause I was scared, Shauna.
and he never seems to show up.
Danny.
to give me a second chance.
Funny costume trumps sexy costume.
(Shauna) Hey, bad news.
It's a sonogram.
I bought a French press,
Hey, you know what?
So he's not even the star of the thing
That is amazing to me.
and calling all over the city for an Inigo Montoya costume.
get one of those big, beige houses on the golf course,