Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHEN YOU AND YOUR COUSINS START SHARING FAMILY PHOTOS
It's gonna take more money than we projected.
Tumu sent me a Game Cast I can't afford that shit.
- Y'all never been robbed? - Sure. Last week was 54 time.
We open tonight with a Channel 5 News exclusive.
Open the door!
What make you think you know what goes down up in the 'hood?
I want it to piss you off.
I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree
And you can 't punk out, no matter what the devil may bring.
- What the hell are you doing? - Listen up!
Hey, y'all give it up for my man Hi-C.
But there ain 't no streets tougher than mine. The streets of...
You fail to realize that putting together this operation has been quite expensive.
Okay, fellas, look, I'm really sorry, okay?
- Is Shondra hitting that white boy? - I don't think anyone's hitting anybody.
Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you and...
Here we go, dog!
What about your bar mitzvah?
Negro, please. That little white rat ain't got nothing on me.
What's cracking?
...we have gone up six points.
I offered you a snack not the whole kitchen
Ho?!
Gamecast
He became Black Superhero.
Hey, white boy.
Don't panic. Just let me think this through here.
Casey... What can you tell Hunter about keeping it real? Word!
I'm sorry.
- Word? Can I borrow that? - You got a PlayStation 2?
Know what shotgun means?
That sound like Dre-Dre. L'll holla at him about it, all right, boo?
...
Shut up stupid
No, you were right. I respect you for getting up there. You got mad heart.
There's crazy crime...
Shut up.
Hey, man. Serve him, dog.
- My wigga. - Hey, what up, my nizzle?
Cutter, playa.
And we staged a beautiful liquor store robbery. You should have been there.
His frigging life is at stake!
Brad acts ghetto, right?
...so...
You know, kissing babies and whatnot.
Yeah, straight up.
Tell your son that he cannot be in your campaign, period.
That's my boy Mocha. That brother straight-up crazy.
You think we ignorant because we live in the 'hood?
I may be Jewish But I got a nice schlong
- Indicating? - Yes, indicating.
What? That's how it is? You done it now!
- Phones? - No.
He said he'd think about it.
You validate parking? Of course sir
Word up!
Hey, dude, didn't your mama ever tell you how to treat a lady? That's not nice.
But all these gats got to go.
I'm just saying...
Do something!
Not really. And unless you seriously strapped...
- Right. I do under... - Good.
Can I help you?
if the brentiatic gives you any static, Hit the fool with this right here
I said I got gamecast
Hi, Brad.
Earth is my plah-net
- So, what you rap about, anyway? - I can rap about anything.
I knew the 'hood couldn't be this bad.
Just once I'd like to play someone who speaks with proper grammar...
- Don't be hating. - Tec, don't! Stop it!
- Tree, ain't he down? - Yeah, he down as they come, fool!
You just need a little work.
Look, y'all. Y'all had y'all laugh. Just chill out.
Y’all got some Lionel Richie back there?!
Or go on a low-carb diet
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
...by the mysterious White Kong, who is still at large.
Run, bitch, run! He gonna kill you!
There's only one way out of the l-9s. And your E-ticket's in this here chamber.
He's the mayonnaise between the wheat bread.
...your behavior has become an embarrassment to the family.
All right, well, I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
One day I'm gonna have me a chain of beauty salons, all up in the 90210.
The Times and the Chronicle will run it as a big joke.
- No, she didn't. - Yes, she did.