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See that? I just shot my foot.
Hey, man. I had it up to here with you.
And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you.
You need to shut this down.
He don't want your ass home right now.
You the finest
- Tell me something I don't know. - What?
Don't Do It Bloodbath Don't Do It BLOODBATH!!!
- We gonna see about that. - Oh, hell, yeah.
Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you represent now, fool. We at the club!
...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks.
Tec, please don't be hating.
I see it. Action!
But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
You know what? Come on.
...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight.
I am who i says i am
- Shondra? - Shut up, fool.
Good thing I've been down with the brizzown All my life
That's what I'm talking about! We get ours!
Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
Damn!
So your mama got drunk And fell asleep in the zoo
Okay, dude. L'll let you all do your campaign thing.
I'm sure.
They kind of pack them in tight here.
You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself.
Your daddy ain't paying.
Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
All right.
- Talking about he down. - But...
What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm. It's a little misguided, but...
It's the red Honda by the door. Just go.
- Is that a freaking musket? - Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
Coming from Malibu B-Rad is a Jew
No, no. That's old-school, Pops.
Stuart Little?
- You know Shondra. - What's going on, Shondra?
...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH.
Oh, and here's a thought.
- Deal. - Hey, hey.
I got nothing to live for.
Give Me Your Ride, Punk, Or I Will Dust Your Ass
- Got something for me? - Hell, yeah.
Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight.
...and I need the world to hear it.
- I do! - Then how come you set me up?
I ams who I says I ams.
Oh, Shondra!
I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass.
I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree
- Who was that? - Old history.
We've been brainstorming some different approaches...
He strong.
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot.
...more than anything that really makes them crazy...
And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy.
- How's it work? - We hire actors to play gangstas.
You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart.
Only way out now, is in a box.
Krista Barista
- Right, good point. - It's okay.
Damn, You Fine And Smart Too
- You down, down fool. - Oh, my God.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
All right, put this down. You're on.
B-Rad.
My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out...
- What you paying? - Business. We're in business.
1976 1993
...she got every caterer on speed dial!
coach b4 school
I move downtown Till I go...
I don't know. You know, he kind of private.
- Three. - He gonna do it!
My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business!
SAT aint got Nothing on me!
I ain’t never thought of it like that
...show a little ass.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all.
When I say, Mali, you say, 'Bu. Mali...
Shotgun means I ride in the front. You better hope I don't piss in your trunk.
It's just part of the everyday struggle.
Convincing.
You so pretty.
Okay, all right!
I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do.
There it is. Did you see how committed he was?
No.
All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money. Then y'all can get out.