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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You know when I was saying earlier, in the car, about being a player and all?
- Playa... - Y'all got some Will Smith back there?
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- Fool, put your hands behind your back. - Behind the back.
- Let's bounce. - All right.
We're gonna take it to an entirely different level.
Sleep? He's shooting the hell out of South Central. Let's go get him.
When you said, This is no picnic, bitch, I screamed on the inside like one.
How this whole thing is fake. The stickup, the kidnap, the whole nizzy.
- Hadji, how about you? - I couldn't get much, yo. Just this.
And I must say out of all the mommies I seen
...and run this thizzang, but I got business back in Bu...
Mercedes-Benz, may I help you?
- Sometimes I get backed up, I gotta poop - Stop. Stop it!
Oh, my God!
Hey, homes! What's up?
Up in his ish You know they keep it real...
I ain’t never thought of it like that
Damn Joel Sauza! these special effects is bomb!
- A grand. - We're paying a grand.
- Four. - Don't do it, Bloodbath!
This hardcore gangster, believed to be the notorious White Kong...
- Don't look at me! - Come on!
Hey, Bradley's been involved in a gang shooting.
Right.
Instead of thinking about what set we're from, what crew you're rolling with...
Not battling no bitch Just fucking yours
Take this exit!
Go Gluck yourself!
And I must say, of all the mommies that I been with...
Oh so you know my Moms?
- You want some of this crotch? - Yeah, he does.
- How'd it go with Dr. Feldman? - Great.
Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing! He straight-up trick.
When them taxes hit And I’m
Yeah, man. They got the Glocks, the Tec-9s, the Uzis.
This is the hood this is the ghetto This Greenspoint niggas niggas out here erryday
Popopopopopo with old spice
Well stop complaining BITCH!!!
They just don't understand you.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Don't kill him though, Bloodbath!
Bitch! Give me it.
- Then it's real. This whole thing is real! - Stop moving.
...I can achieve true happiness? - Word.
I'm a lyrisologist.
She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you, once Mothra gets set up, boy...
Don’t do it, bloodbath
Goddamn, that hurts like a motherfick!
- Get my money. - Fine. I can arrange that, but...
Bling bling!
- L'll do it myself. Pull the trigger! - Get him!
That was off the hinges!
I ain’t never thought of it like that
I was just fooling.
Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!
- Thank you. - Oh, for real.
You'll get the rest of your money when Richie Cunningham walks in my door.
- What you got? - Never mind.
- I love you, Sean. - I love you too.
I didn't say that.
You just gotta stick with it and be yourself.
Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat, represizzent.
IS THAT A FREAKING MUSKET?
All right. I'm sick of playing game with you, snowflake!
Hadji?
- Who do you think you are? - I'm B-Rad G from 'Bu. Represent.
Malibu.
What's the theme of your bar mitzvah? Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes?
Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots...
You heard me, you half-stepping, moist-ass bitch!
- Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like. - Don't lie to me.
As I was growing up, my parents and me couldn 't communicate.
*
A security camera captured incredible footage...
See that? I know how to get the party started!
- The chickens be out the coop. - Enjoy, ladies.
And seeing how my foot is real, this would really hurt.
Lol
- Ain't he down? - Yeah, Bloodbath. You down, fool.
This ain't no picnic, bitch!
I don't know, baby.
You need to do this.
This is not how they do it on American Idol.
Let's set it off. What's it gonna be, Saltine? Heads or tail?
This is exactly what we ordered?
Word
- Play that. - Yeah, girl.
Pull.
...drugs...
If You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself!!!!
Dang, way back in the day.
Right. Right.
Nah I got bookface...
And women will have better jobs!
- I think I'm gonna throw up. - Get in the back seat, fool!