Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

— You took three? — Right.

There‘s a badly wounded patient who‘s been waiting to be operated on since 1:30.

Give me some suction here.

So am |. Let‘s over—sew the lung.

I‘m happy to say it‘s worse, sir.

I tried sleeping in my uniform, Frank, but my medals keep stabbing me.

You answer every question, call every shot.

Frank? “Failure to salute a superior ofﬁcer.”

—;;[ Fanfare] — [Cheering]

‘Cause ifwe are, I can arrange to get shipped back to the States.

|wasn‘t listening to the ﬁrst ofit.

You‘re making it impossible for me to concentrate on my poker.

— [flattering] — trash can.

.L‘ [ “Pomp And Circumstance ” ]

— [Chattering] —Attention. Attention, all personnel.

— Where do | sign ? — Sir, I‘d read that very carefully.

A small joke. Almost stillborn

Major Houlihan, Burns.

We‘ll just wait until we hear what Colonel Blake has to say about it all.

I‘m going to meet his ﬁve dollars and raise two more.

— Why don‘t you sell me to the Red Sox? — I‘d love to.

We‘ll split the fee, right?

— What are we playing? — Threes and nines are wild.

Quiet, please, everybody. [Clears Throat]

Bet it doesn‘t.

[ Record Scratches ]

— See ? — Forget it.

Then I‘ll just have to keep trying, Mary.

— I‘ve seen bigger pots. — Keep away from the mirror.

Still trying to get out on a psycho, eh, Klinger?

— We‘re so glad you‘re here, sir. — So glad.

— Drain it! — Resect it! — Thanks, Hawkeye.