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but I have never swilled.
Sir?
Is your hand broken? Get that cigar out ofyour hand.
But let me say this,
Hopefully, never, but if! have to, I figure around 3:00 am.
I put a tube in him, and I‘m watching him very carefully.
Why do you keep handing me the wrong instruments?
Oh, I wasjust, uh, fixing this cut I have on my head.
there will be a special ceremony in the mess hall...
—Asmalljoke. —Almost stillborn.
He‘ll be in charge ofall surgical situations.
I‘d like to win this pot while I‘m young enough to enjoy it.
The nearest thing to a salute on this post is the camp mutt,
Nurse, is everybody around here crazy?
Ofcourse, his chest is still bleeding,
I have got oak leaves on my shoulders.
What about rank?
You‘re a little late, General. I‘ll deal you in next hand.
Until then, you‘re going to do nothing?
You haven‘t heard the last ofthis.
and his pulse and his pressure should be stabilized.
How would you like a land mine up your moustache?
Oh, Margaret. [Sobbing]
— Twaddle. — Watch your language, Frank,
— That‘s a $35,000 house and two cars. - Uh-huh.
— Can you hold on for a second? — Sure, no sweat.
Maybe you could bring the plague back homejust to get things started again.