Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

from deep in the smoke at Hubert Humphrey High.

"I don't care what. Just do it.

Oh, God, come on.

in the decision to expel Cheryl Biggs.

Maybe we're just crazy.

No, Brian, everything is under control.

God, I feel so out of touch here.

I can't believe it.

All right, so I'll pick you up after yearbook?

Put it on my desk.

I know I'm into guys, but...

Turn the speaker system.

Those kids had rights.

Another thing to remember about suicide...

Maybe he's not that crazy, Dad.

What do your parents think about this?

Jan, this is no laughing matter.

Selling pretzels, Donald?

Is that your tape? Whose tape is this?

Can you direct me to the office?

I'm pretty confused.

And I really, really don't give a damn

You don't have to say anything...

on the mysterious disappearances of some of our students.

Yo, I'm D-D-David Deaver

I believe with everything that's in me...

The man I married loved his work, not power and money.

Shit. Don't just sit there, man. Run!

which means the receiver could be in any house...

Do you have it with you?

Who-- who-- who is this

just kind of hang out...

guidance counselor extraordinaire...

Hector Garcia...

I'm head of guidance...

That just comes with having eyes, with having ears.

Don't worry. I'm not going to bust you or anything.

"I share a room with my older brother.

We're doing a piece on high schools.

"until there was nothing left of them...

I'm just thinking how strong people can be...

Look, I don't know anything...

Leading with your heart, not your mind.

lt seems to me these things were already here.

Someone who has no interest in education.

Open the goddamn door!

I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.

Would you cut that thing, please?

Tennis team's throwing a party tonight.

Shep Sheppard reporting live from Paradise Hills, Arizona.

Is that a beer?

of the lowest common denominator...

No, honey, of course not. We think you're perfect.

They say I'm disturbed.

Why can't I fall in love

Well, sleep tight, Cheryl.

And remember... I can smell a lie like a fart in a car

Then why not do something crazy?

I think it's time to bring in the feds.

We're all disturbed, and if we're not, why not?

Hi, you're on the air...

You owe twenty-five cents.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode.

fresh from several educational triumphs...

I mean, high school is the bottom.

Don't worry. I'm not gonna blow up the kitchen.

face the music...

How come it wins all of these awards...

Make them think you might snap! They think you've got attitude?

It's painful to lose someone.

Oh, my God, this is the biggest.

Me and Radio Shack.

You hear about some kid, did something stupid--

Yeah, you got it, folks.

You just hold on a minute there

We don't believe you, Donald.

Here's a song from my close personal buddies back east--

All right. Back down to business.

and Happy Harry Hard-on was born.

that nothing is more important than a good education?

Not too much, no.

He sounds like a chronic masturbator.

And I don't want you to look too sleepy, you know?

"Is there life after high school...

ethical situations...

I sent this from myself.

That little lech.

Now, they're saying I shouldn't think stuff like this.