Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That smug Paige Woodward...
"Cheryl refuses to accept suggestions...
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car
I know it hurts.
Are you listening?
Before I introduce the rest of our speakers--
I'm sorry, Malcolm.
What did they do to you?
See? I have to take care of it.
Going to send a letter to one of your friends back east?
Stop!
"but you're no ordinary criminal.
I love it. They just put me on hold.
Mark, unlock the door.
"songs l've never heard, but I move anyway.
l've just been going through the motions of being perfect...
At least pain is real.
Look, the girls here, they're different.
you're so fearless.
She was so happy, she said thank you.
"because I can't face tomorrow...
Maybe we should pause for station identification.
Listen.
Whoa, Nellie! Whoa!
I've got something to show you.
Of course, some of you are probably thinking...
I know you-- not your name, but your game.
would love it if I would call up the "eat me, beat me" lady...
Know what I'm saying?
He comes on every night at 10:00.
Certainly, some of them got to be cool.
an unusual person...
It's OK. You don't have to talk.
because lately, every time I give advice...
Paige, you were a model student.
She sure is.
Come on, say something.
Yes!
No. It's outside.
Sure you can talk.
I mean, go nuts!
I say flogging and flagellation for Miss Creswood!
and no one to look up to.
I mistakenly thought you might want them.
of one hundred things to do with your body...
Enjoy.
It's criminal, and I'm suspending you.
And don't forget-- your file is under review.
That's all right. I still love my work.
I can't talk to you people.
I am under siege.
- What's wrong with this school? - Control yourself.
Guidance counselors.
I'm in jail
Yes, the "eat me, beat me" lady is back.
Excuse me, everyone.
Bye, Mark.
No. Just send me stuff at Box 2710...
And my voice be still
I don't know.
"I find Cheryl..."
Now, before we begin...
Who do we have out there tonight?
unknowingly supplying me with my phone feed.
There are some problems with it.
lt really bugs me.
What do you say to young people who look around at the world...
He goes to Humphrey.
? ?
I was afraid you'd be mad I interrupted Mark's homework.
"and they disappeared from the face of the Earth."
You are.
Make them think you're crazy.
Mr. Chavez? Luis Chavez?
and state and local officials still have little idea...
Can I get an autograph?
Well, it's not exactly the best school in the district.
Any good?
and started files on them. Why?
nothing good comes easily-- no pain, no gain.
Mark, can you hear us?
You know? I mean, think about it.
to amaze and disgust the insatiable Hard Harry, huh?
Are you on drugs?
Her dad was unthrilled.
Come on, people, now
Yeah, well, you make me nuts.
So I guess you're not going on tonight.
the rule of the mob.
but at least pain is real.
Are you running in the streets?
Admit what
There you are, Mr. Deavski.
six, five, four...
I heard it last night.
Saved by the bell.
Well, come here.
Don't be embarrassed of your talent.
Chillin' at the corner this one time
Oh, my God.
Here. Plug it in.
Hallelujah!
So unreal.
and try to talk.
Never been better.
Cool at the party, you're runnin' a line
I don't even care-- No, just leave it alone!
which is probably the worst thing that can happen...
Oh, jeez, my harmonizer.
Please go and sit!
prepares to broadcast anonymously from somewhere...
"How to Talk Dirty and lnfluence People"...
all you nice people...
It's the troublemakers.
Do you know who he is?
I want a list of every student with relatives on the staff.
Oh, yes. D- D-David Deaver