Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'll have to practice on someone else.
He can do a lot of damage.
Because...
- Take it easy. - See you later!
Wonder Wheel, no. Wonder Wheel...
- 3000. - Two-five.
He's fired. Did you fire him?
What's going on? What do you mean?
- Are you crazy? - Yes, but trust me.
On six. On three. On two.
- $2500 a week! - Get off the phone!
I was wondering if you'd tell us how you and your wife met.
Can you give me $10 for a cab? All I need is 10. Just $10.
It's not like everybody doesn't know already.
Up yours, you mother!
- Yes. - That's my friend.
I get to open it. It's my present.
- Are you serious? No kidding around? - No.
...unless you come up with a quick 10 grand.
And each year, we'd have a different color.
- So what? - He has very sweaty hands.
I can fix this.
You said I could have anything.
By the hour.
- That's one trick you won't manage. - You wanna bet?
"Goodbye! I want my clothes!"
- Daddy? - It's just for your son, sir.
- Say it louder. - I love you!
- At the Bugle. - So what?
If you're hopeless too, I don't mind.
I can't feed myself on high ideas and principles.
Listen, I'll be the editor and you be the reporter.
...to wrap me up, which they did, in a box.
What do you do...
What's wrong? What happened? Are you disappointed...
All this is not boring? All this garbage?
Hey, I know what. We'll start a newspaper. You can be a reporter.
Angela, this is for you!
- Tell you what. Shave. - Shave?
Come on, Jack. I'll race you for a beer.
- Hug me and say, "I love you." - I love you.
Nice Wonder Wheel! Stop!
...gently. You kinda pull her to you and you jump on her bones.
- Let's get him! - Holy shit!
Now, what do you want to do first?
What's wrong?
I'll end up in this room with all you toys for the rest of my life.
It's Mr. Bates' collection and I'm in charge.
- I need something that fits. - I bought some for Barkley.
Looks like a job for me.
Just show her some of your heart, what you're made of.
And one of his gang came up and stuck a gun in my ribs.
I love it.
- Let's talk. - What are you doing here?
That's UMass Not "You Ass"
- Slave sound too crass? - I'm serious.
He bought a black man.
- They're raising money for the KKK. - Lf you ever loved me, trust me.
I want my clothes!
So Daddy bought some piranhas.
If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend.
That her full name?
The question is, what the hell you doing here?
They wouldn't talk to us. They work for your dad.
Are you all right, Master Bates? Are you?
That's a good idea.
Spoilsport.
- Hi, foxy lady. - Thank you very much.
Mr. Brown, we're looking for a woman to do a little part-time cleaning...
That's an ashtray.
I can do anything a woman can do. Almost.
Don't let go.
Here you go.
Let me say something.
- Cleaning lady get fired? - Start Monday, in the newsroom.
...open a store, it's for you.
Way to go, Jack! All right!
Don't touch that table.
- I'll kill you! - Two-five is fine.
A press card, salary, everything.
Holy cow! It works!
- Not until you eat. - Get me a hammer.
...and your honest intentions.
Stanley!
A toy?
This got settled in the Civil War. You can't have slaves.
Calm down, calm down. Calm down!
You acted like money was important.
...you put a whoopee cushion under me.
...so you wouldn't be frightened if you saw him.
Go ahead, sugar.
You're lucky it's not a cat.
Well, you know, go to bed... Make it.
Boring.
Well, we need a press. It's the only press in town, isn't it?