Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm U.S. Bates' toy. I'm not stoned. - Let's play. Get off the phone!
Of all the things in the store, you wanted a friend?
- $3000. - I wonder if Eric knows...
Very pleased to meet you.
What morning crew?
...had a bit of luck and he won a herd of cattle.
- How are you, U. S? - Pretty good.
You wanna use your father's press to print our newspaper?
I'm the king of ghetto hockey. You ain't gonna beat me.
I'm so sorry. Thank you very much.
Let loose of me.
When you grow up, you'll control South Central Louisiana.
I'm not kidding you! There are piranhas in there.
Mine had four eggs on it.
You've got the key? Why didn't you tell me?
you know why youve got friends and girlfriends, and you must believe
It's really something.
...if we eat some vegetables, some starch and some meat.
She was a little-bitty thing.
You mean, physically?
Now tell me something. Are you brown all over?
I've got the key.
please, let me go! dont hurt me!
He fired a man because he had sweaty hands?
I'd settle for $400 and a job on The Bugle.
- Let's do something interesting. - Watch this.
We had a deal.
No. The job. I'll tell you what to do. Just a moment.
He doesn't care his son is a quitter?
No. This is my house.
"Dad, I haven't seen you in a while! I wanna sit on your lap!"
No. Running away, what is that?
There you go. Good boy.
...that I didn't drown?
I've had enough of this.
No! I will not!
...I'll give you a ticket for some mouthwash, because you got halitosis.
I got 16 plants, and my lady.
A federal case? Maybe we ought to run a little party for the senator.
- You'll like him. - I'm crazy about him.
I haven't finished the book. When I do, I'll get the money.
No, now Jack... Daddy, we were...
- I've got to talk to you. - But I'm busy.
You want to be ready, right?
I'll do that. You can eat them.
"Jack Brown Sold Out Today to U.S. Bates, as Expected."
- Move it! - I'll get you!
Goodbye! I want my clothes!
And you have a lot of hair on your lip.
She's in a loony bin in Colorado Springs.
Kids will holler for me. They won't want no teddy bears like you.
Get a job! Get a job! Get a job!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
To aggravate you and me, I say.
Yes, the laundry room. Why don't you just follow me?
Jack, Master Bates!
And he gave me new hair.
- There's a party about to happen. - Thank you.
- Come on now. The water's ready. - No!
...that I either do what he wants or I can look for another job.
I hope it'll start a trend to solve the unemployment situation.
He says I'm sexy and he loves the chicken.
I'll show him how to do an interview...
Soup
- I was employed by an English lord. - Lord who, sir?
That's what I've done to myself. I sold out to Morehouse, you know?
Propellers? Is that what they were?
- You're not gonna win. - Lf you win, you can go home with pay.
And he said, "You let that black man serve."
Not just about Daddy, but everything else that's wrong.
Are you crazy?
- What am I supposed to do? - How do you turn off this machine?
Mr. Bates, please don't shoot me!
She was the newest, the youngest...
But I want you to do what's right.
Well, U.S. Was on his way home from Colorado, visiting Numero Two.
Well, I'm just gonna take a shower, U.S.
- Or something we don't even sell. - We sell everything.
Mr. Brown...
Yeah, but the guys at school say...
I have a job. Writing a book is a job.
Go see the people in Mr. Bates' newspaper.
I am Swiss. I know nothing! Oh, Eric!
If they knew it was a fundraiser, we'd be alone.
We have stupid parties with them all the time.
Are you gonna do that every time?